Sailor Neomoon - Sailor Neomoon Says!
This is a nod towards my good friend who runs The Sailor Sun Fan Fiction Web Site. He has an amusing column called "Sailor Moon Says" based on the dub of Sailor Moon, as well as his own intelligent humour. If you enjoy the dub, please give his site a looksee. Maybe someday we'll have a crossover. ^_^

And now, without further adieu, I present......

Sailor Neomoon Says!


First off, you need a cast.

Usagi/Sailor Neomoon
Kasumi/Sailor Neomercury
Hanami/Sailor Neovenus
Miya/Sailor Neomars
Raimeiko/Sailor Neojupiter
Kurai/Gentleman Knight


Usagi/Sailor NeomoonWell, now that we have gotten the moral of the story out of the way, what do you think should be the next topic we address. ... Yes, Kasumi, I see your hand raised.
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryWhy do our fathers not have names?
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonMy father has a name. It's Neo King Endymion.
Kurai/Gentleman KnightMy father has a name also. King Akuma.
Miya/Sailor NeomarsI know my father's name...
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterErm, maybe we shouldn't discuss this..?
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonI guess you're right, Raimeiko. What about a different topic, hmm?
Hanami/Sailor NeovenusWhy haven't I gotten a chapter of my own yet?!
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryThat's because the author hasn't written in your point of view yet.
Hanami/Sailor NeovenusHow can I possibly be left out?! The story can't go on without the NeoSenshi leader.
Kurai/Gentleman KnightI haven't gotten a chapter of my own yet either.
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonAwww, Kurai.. You deserve one. You're the author's favourite character after all!
Hanami/Sailor NeovenusWhy don't I deserve one?
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterNo one said you didn't, Hanami.
Hanami/Sailor NeovenusShush, you! You got the first "intro" out of us all.
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterThat's because I'm the favourite character of the author's husband.
Hanami/Sailor NeovenusWell, that's it! I'm going on strike until I get the love I deserve! I'm the NeoSenshi of Venus after all!
Miya/Sailor NeomarsWhat is she so angry about? I didn't get my chapter until #15. Sheesh.
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonHanami!! I hope she comes back. We can't continue the story without her, can we?
Miya/Sailor NeomarsCan we?
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryIt's possible, but our strength is in numbers. Without Hanami around to distract our enemies with her blond hair and good looks, we're going to be hurting.
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterDon't make it sound like the rest of us aren't pretty, Kasumi.
Kurai/Gentleman KnightRaimeiko is right. I am the prettiest out of you all.
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonThat had to be a joke, right?
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryHe said it so deadpan.
Miya/Sailor NeomarsEven if he is joking, there is truth in his statement.
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterMiya!
Miya/Sailor NeomarsI can't help that I can appreciate a good bishie!
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryYou shouldn't call him that to his face!
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonAhhhh, Kurai, don't listen to her.
Kurai/Gentleman KnightMiya, I never knew you felt like that.
Miya/Sailor NeomarsThat isn't something one just announces. "Hey Princess, your man is a stud muffin!" See what I'm saying?
Kurai/Gentleman KnightA stud....muffin?
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonMIYA!
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterLeave it to Miss Aries over there to throw tact right out the window..
Miya/Sailor NeomarsDon't make it sound like I'm trying to hit on him, Raimeiko! I can appreciate his beauty. Why don't you go hang on Toshiharu for a while?
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryThis is what we need Hanami around for. She keeps our tempers from flaring out of control. You two, knock it off!
Kurai/Gentleman KnightThis is my fault. My beauty has turned them against one another.
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonSince when did you become such a narcissist, Kurai?
Kurai/Gentleman KnightSince the author watched Fushigi Yûgi again. She thinks I should be more like Hotohori.
Usagi/Sailor Neomoon?
Hotohori ... ?!?!Did someone say my name?
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonWhere did you appear from?!
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterI'll protect you from this intruder, Princess!
Miya/Sailor NeomarsI'll protect you too...
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryMiya has a different idea of protection in mind.
Hotohori ... ?!?!I am Emperor Saihitei, also known as the Suzaku shichi seishi, Hotohori.
Kurai/Gentleman KnightSo you're the guy that the author is trying to get me to be more like.
Hotohori ... ?!?!Could it be? Yet another man who is as good looking as myself?
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryHe appears to be wearing clothing from ancient China.
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterWell, Princess? What should we do?
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonSailor Neomoon says: Watch Fushigi Yûgi until next week! Then we will get Hanami back!

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