Sailor Neomoon - Sailor Neomoon Says!
This is a nod towards my good friend who runs The Sailor Sun Fan Fiction Web Site. He has an amusing column called "Sailor Moon Says" based on the dub of Sailor Moon, as well as his own intelligent humour. If you enjoy the dub, please give his site a looksee. Maybe someday we'll have a crossover. ^_^

And now, without further adieu, I present......

Sailor Neomoon Says!


First off, you need a cast.

Usagi/Sailor Neomoon
Kasumi/Sailor Neomercury
Miya/Sailor Neomars
Raimeiko/Sailor Neojupiter
Hanami/Sailor Neovenus
Kurai/Gentleman Knight
Ran/Sailor Neopluto
Hotohori ... ?!?!


Ran/Sailor NeoplutoAs the guardian of time, I am fastforwarding time a little bit to bring everyone back together.
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonWhy did you do that, Ran?
Ran/Sailor NeoplutoThe author isn't feeling well.
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryPerhaps my mother should look at her.
Kurai/Gentleman KnightWhat's wrong with her?
Ran/Sailor NeoplutoShe had surgery and was hospitalized over New Year's.
Miya/Sailor NeomarsWhat a crummy way to spend the New Year!
Hanami/Sailor NeovenusNo friends, no parties, no kisses at midnight, no drinking -
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterYou don't drink anyway.
Hanami/Sailor NeovenusWow that is a bummer.
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonIs she better now?
Ran/Sailor NeoplutoShe's got a splitting headache and she's lethargic, but hopefully she's all right.
Hotohori ... ?!?!Perhaps you should do something nice for her.
ToshiharuThat sounds like a good idea to me!
Kurai/Gentleman KnightBut what should we do?
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonThat's a good question.
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryShe definitely needs cheering up.
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterI agree. She's probably depressed and feeling a little lonely.
ToshiharuMaybe we can find her a boyfriend.
Ran/Sailor NeoplutoShe's married.
Hotohori ... ?!?!I was just about to volunteer for the job too..
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonHow about getting her a cat?
Miya/Sailor NeomarsShe has one already. I don't think another would help at this point, considering she can't even pick up the first one.
Kurai/Gentleman KnightSeems like we're getting nowhere fast.
Hanami/Sailor NeovenusThis is serious! If the author doesn't feel better, we'll never know our destiny!
ToshiharuShe's right.. the readers will never know the end of the story.
Hotohori ... ?!?!I'm in a story again...
Ran/Sailor NeoplutoActually, you're incorrect because I know how everything turns out.
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonDo we ever find Hanami?
Hanami/Sailor NeovenusI wouldn't be here if you didn't, dummy!
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryBeing on strike has made Hanami surly.
Kurai/Gentleman KnightAnd she represents love?
ToshiharuWell, one thing is for certain. We should definitely give her our best wishes.
Hotohori ... ?!?!That's a splendid idea.
Miya/Sailor NeomarsShould we ask the people who haven't appeared yet to say something too?
Kurai/Gentleman KnightI'm sure she knows they wish her the best.
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonEven Hakai?
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterIt must be possible.. she can't be that unfeeling.
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryHer saga ends if the author doesn't write anymore too, so I'm sure she cares.
Ran/Sailor NeoplutoWe're on a time schedule, people.
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryShall we?
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonLove, you may do the honours.
Kurai/Gentleman KnightTo Carrie-sama from all of us --
ToshiharuGet well soon!
Hanami/Sailor NeovenusKeep warm!
Kurai/Gentleman KnightMake that husband of yours take care of you!
Raimeiko/Sailor NeojupiterDon't forget to take your pills!
Hotohori ... ?!?!Keep thinking happy thoughts!
Miya/Sailor NeomarsStay off your feet, and don't pick up that cat!
Ran/Sailor NeoplutoDrink a lot of fluids!
Kasumi/Sailor NeomercuryGet plenty of rest and don't strain yourself!
Usagi/Sailor NeomoonSailor Neomoon says: Get well soon, Carrie-sama!

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