 I now return you to your regularly scheduled wackiness, already in progress. |
 So you're the infamous Ran. |
| Correct. I am Ran Meioh. I am Sailor Neopluto. |
 Ran, we need help finding Hanami. |
 Her hair is so fluffy. |
 She looks like Mana. |
 Who's Mana? |
 Mana is a visual kei guitarist. The only difference is that he usually wears blue wigs. |
| That fluffy green hair is a wig?! |
| Wow, it looks so real. |
| ... |
| Hold on, does that mean Ran is a MAN also?!?! Is it possible? That silken skin.. the curves.. the -- |
| Ahh! Did you have to hit him so hard? |
| Oops, I think I dented the Time Staff. |
 Princess, remind me again why we have enlisted her help.. |
| This isn't quite going the way I expected. |
| Hotohori-sama! Can you speak? How many fingers am I holding up? Speak to me! |
| kage ga nobiru yuugure ni genjitsu o yobisamasu yoru no toiki ni tomadoi wo kesenakute |
| AHHHH! He's speaking Japanese! And he's from ancient China!!! |
| Dummy, we're speaking Japanese also, and he probably learned from that Suzaku no Miko chick. |
| Actually, I speak ancient Chinese, and I've been translating for you this whole time, you realize. |
| This is so exciting! Stuff like this never happens at the Gates of Time! |
| Stuff like this doesn't happen on Eternal Night either.. |
| Oh no! Are you homesick, my love? |
| I don't have a boyfriend and I'm perfectly comfortable with that!!! |
| I don't have a boyfriend either. William Wallace and I are just casual acquaintances. |
| You mean, like the guy from Braveheart? |
| That's incredible.. |
| That's correct, Miya. I am the guardian of time. I can go to any time period I want and begin a relationship. He just happens to be a friend. |
| Who else have you met? |
| Cleopatra, John Lennon, Benjamin Franklin, Queen Victoria, and Emperor Meiji. |
| All fascinating people in their own right. |
| I wish I could go back in time and get dance lessons from the greats. |
| People, we have forgotten our mission! We have to find Hanami! |
| Oh yeah, I know where she is. |
| Why didn't you say so sooner? |
| Because the situation is a little sensitive. She's with Hakai. |
| Sailor Neosaturn?! |
| Why on earth would she be with Hakai? |
| I would assume that she wants Hakai to destroy the planet. I think it's safe to say that Hanami's feelings are hurt. |
| That's an understatement. |
| We have to do something!! |
| This is a little out of my league. I think I'll go try to find help. |
| Take care, Toshiharu.. |
| I see your romance is blossoming nicely. You have my blessings. |
| Hmm so Raimeiko has a boyfriend. No wonder Kasumi keeps outbursting. |
| Oh quiet you. At least I am not in love with a character in a book. |
| We're all characters in a story though. |
| Yeah! |
| I think it's worse to be a fictional character in love with a character from a totally different book! |
| Ooh that's a good burn, Kasumi. Hehe. |
 Sailor Neosaturn says: ARMAGEDDON RESURRECTION!! (just kidding!)
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